Having Fun and Looking Cool.
The site, Verona's Fireman's Park, normally serves as a rest stop on my training rides. When I stop by on Saturday mornings, three and four year olds dominate the field playing "bee-hive soccer," with dads/coaches chasing them chasing miniature balls on miniature fields with miniature goals. Today, rows of bike racks dominated the scene, fenced off in blue with labeled gates, "BIKE IN," "BIKE OUT," and "RUN OUT." It was so cool! Walking in, I got marked: 70 on the left upper arm for my race number and 29 on my right calf for my age group. We'd discussed getting "Happy Father's Day" on the chest, but figured that might take some time to wear off and decided against it.
I found #70 on the racks, set the bike and got my towel and shoes set up. Not finding anything in the rules, I didn't know if I needed the race number for the bike or not. Just then a voice from above,
"Numbers are needed only for the run. You can wear them on the bike, but you'll look like a fool, Rob, so I wouldn't do it if I were you. You want to look cool, don't you?"
Okay, maybe that's exaggerated, but that's what I heard, I swear. After getting organized, reorganized, I then double checked and then re-double-checked all of my stuff. I was left with a half-hour to kill before the pre-race meeting. So, I went on a warm-up jog. Just as I was leaving, they announced that the water was 77.9999 degrees, barely cold enough to allow wetsuits.
The warm-up was okay, just enough to sweat a touch. My calf was still tight, so I did some extra stretching. I followed everyone's lead and "slipped" my brand new wetsuit on, took pictures with the family on the way to the water, and jumped in to warm the swim. On the way out, the sun was just rising over the trees at the far end of the water, providing for super-squinting, no-sight-whatsoever conditions. I struggled to make out the red buoys marking the course. How was I going to do this with 95 of my soon-to-be closest friends? The mumbling over the PA concluded. I guess that was the pre-race meeting.


SWIM
"Sprint ladies and relays - in the water, please."
And just like that, they're off. And we're in. The rush to the start line in the water surprised me, and I ended up near the back of the pack, right in the middle. The starter struggled to get everyone behind the line. I held my ground.
"Ten seconds."
Just then, a chute of clear space opened right in front of me. On the sound of the beep, I took off through the open water, headed for the turn buoy at the far side of the lake. I felt really strong and continued to plow through bodies. But that was short lived. I saw feet, took a peek ahead, and I saw about twenty red buoys. Wha? Turns out, in the blinding sun, the orange and pink caps the ladies wore looked red and about the same size as the buoys. I guess I'll keep swimming through the feet and hope I hit the beach. As the feet turned, so did I. The number of feet started to shrink, and I started to look. By now, I was looking away from the sun, sighted actual buoys, and headed for shore. I couldn't see a white cap ahead of me. Maybe I'm in front? Nah...there's got to be someone ahead of me. I sight the cones on beach, dig in and head for home. I hit sand, stand up and promptly get yelled at, "Over there! That buoy! Go around that buoy!" I dove directly to my right, got around the buoy, and up the beach. I saw no white caps around me. Could I be first out of the water? I wonder if I missed a buoy, or was that a swimmer
Split: 6:50 on the swim, first overall, which includes a long run to T1. (7:00 was goal, but didn't include any run.)


T1
Before I get on the bike, there's a lot to do:
"Let's see...top half of the wetsuit down. Tongue out and thumb up for the cameras. Cap & goggles off. Find my bike: one-two-three racks in there it is! Left leg free. Right leg free. Wipe bottom of feet. Sock one on. Sock two on. Whoa, just a bit dizzy. Stand up. Breath deep. Shoes: Velcro one, Velcro two, buckle, rinse, repeat. Sunglasses. Helmet. BUCKLE! Everything check? Yup. Grab bike and go. Wheee! That was fun! Smile! You look cool!"
Split: 0:51 (Goal: 2:00. This is where I thought all the running would take place after the swim.)


BIKE
The event advertises the bike course as hilly, sharing some of the same roads as Ironman Wisconsin. There's some truth in advertising. Up and down we went, 15 miles per hour to 38 miles per hour to 13 miles per hour (feel the burn), back to 35 miles per hour. Up and down we go. There were no aid stations on the bike, so I brought one water bottle for the 10 mile ride. I took some after the first hill, and tried to continue the pattern throughout the course. The only thing I'd change would be to use Gatorade instead. I was really feeling good, so I decided to push it. Ahead of me, two guys were out of their saddles on the fourth hill, really struggling to the top. Knowing the course, I had my gears set, and passed them while sitting down:
"That felt good. Really good. Let's keep going. Onward we pressed. There's the leader. Man, he looks fast. A while to the second, then third, and right near the turnaround, the fourth place guy goes by. Then me. I'm in fifth overall!?! Cool! I'm having fun now!"
However, the way back home had a brief interlude of not-so-much-fun:
"There's the guy in fourth, go get him! Hey! Didn't he just skid on sand going around that turn? I'm in aero position, let's sit up. There's the sand. Whoops! There's my tire skidding on the sand. Yikes! Let's make this turn wider. Yo! There's more sand. More skidding, and now were heading towards the outbound bikers. Can't hit them, turn front wheel. Stop on dime, place foot down. Hey! We're still upright! Pick up dime. Cool! Go, man, go! Yell at volunteer to warn others of sand. Whew! That's enough excitement. Let's just cruise it in."
Split: 31:10, seventh overall. Fastest bike split in age group. (Goal: 34:00, not knowing how tired my legs would be. They weren't as bad as anticipated.)

T2
The Olympic distance leaders were just heading out while we were heading in, so it was a bit crowded at the driveway, but not too bad. Local observers said the race crew learned real quickly after the first near miss that they'd need a way to delineate the outbound and the inbound bikers. I was seventh in after the skidding excitement, so the sprint racks were nearly empty. I found my spot, threw the bike on rack, unVelcro once, twice, de-buckle, rinse, repeat. Shoe on. Shoe on. Helmet. Hat. Race belt. Run!
Split: 0:53 (Goal: 1:00. Right on!)


RUN
My problematic calf loosened on the bike and gave me no grief. My breath and heart rate were a bit on the high side, however. The course route showed something about going up a hill, but I didn't know we had to go all the way up. At the top, my breath and heart were now out of control. Thankfully, I had the presence of mind to slow down, walk a short ways, and get things under control. It paid off, and I slowly built up my effort from there to the finish. Kudos to the 58-year old dude that passed me, "Beautiful day out, no?" on his way to a 21:00 run. Now that's having fun.
Split: 24:04 Fifty-seventh overall. Seventh of eight in age group. (Goal: 27:00, thinking I'd have nothing left.)
The finish chute was awesome. They announced butchered my name, and I could see and hear my family yelling, and then put my head down to finish. Big smile. It was so much fun.
Final Time: 1:03:46, seventeenth overall, second in age group.


For my first time, I had a blast. Many thanks to Kris, Beth, Aunt Romayne, Mom & Dad for waking up early to cheer me on.
Here's Beth's Pictures of the event